It’s like.
Brendon has an ass carved by the gods. And Ryan has a python in his pantaloons.
Not making good use out of those gifts would be like … taking away Michaelangelo’s chisel and making him interpretive dance.
It just
DOESN’T.
MAKE.
SENSE.
Unless it’s a kink and it’s Ryan giving up power because unf unf unf that’s hot.
My apologies if this is old news/outdated, but I saw this on Facebook and I am seriously dying right now.
LOOK AT HIS WIENER OH MY GOD
IT SEEMS BRENDON BORROWED THE MONSTERCOCK.
(this is evey btw if you couldn’t tell I just can’t get over it okay)
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